5 Shocking Ways to NOT Grow Your Influence (and Why)

1. "STOP POSTING - Yes, you heard it right. Don't post anything and watch your influence shrink to nothing. Who needs content anyway, right?"

2. "IGNORE YOUR AUDIENCE - They're just a bunch of faceless followers. Who needs to engage with them or respond to their comments? They'll love you for ignoring them, trust us."

3. "BE BORING - Why be interesting or share valuable information when you can just drone on about your mundane life? Your followers will be begging for a snooze button in no time."

4. "COPY OTHERS - Why come up with original ideas when you can just steal someone else's? Your followers will appreciate the effort, or lack thereof."

5. "ONLY POST SELFIES - Who needs to share meaningful content when you can just post picture after picture of yourself? Your followers will be so grateful for the endless stream of narcissistic behavior."

Remember, these are NOT the ways to grow your influence. So, if you're serious about increasing your reach, avoid these at all costs! But, if you're looking to have a little fun and see what not to do, give these a try. You might be surprised at the outcome... or not. Either way, have a laugh and keep building your influence the right way! And if you're ever in need of some real tips and advice, feel free to contact us at Startup Influencer. We're always here to help!